dodo birds
they're the direct descendants of the dodo birds. i swear to god, they are! they even have the dumb-look down to pat! During the first day with them, i kept seeing the dodo birds and their three watermelons! (think ICE AGE movie) On the second day, i knew i was unfair to the ice age dodo birds, this present day bunch was way worse!
they're plain stupid....and unlike the extinct bird, they were not amusing.
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on "emulsifiers can dissolve epidermal lipids"
(we had patiently explained that "dissolve" merely connotes "binding" to the skin lipid barrier)
dodo birds: "so, when we use products with emulsifiers, our skin will dissolve?"
INAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
so we had to patiently (but i was rolling my eyes all the while) go thru the explanation again...for the nth time!
dodo birds: e kasi sabi "dissolve" e!
i was about to leave out of sheer frustration when one alpha dodo bird spoke up, "E PAG SINABI BANG NA-DISSOLVE ANG ISANG SALES DISTRICT, NATUTUNAW BA ANG MGA MED REPS SA DISTRICT NA YUN?!?!?!"
amen.
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i do not wish to recall the other DUH! questions and comments, i do not wish to have my first bout with hypertension.
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disclaimer:
i am not the smartest nor the most articulate person this side of manila. in fact, i know that there are a lot of things i have yet to learn.
but i can think.
those dodo birds cant.
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