Monday, June 07, 2004

age issues

you know you're getting on in age when...

1)as far as your juris class is concerned, prohibited drugs (indian hemp and its metabolite etc etc) and regulated drugs (valium, morphine etc etc) are under strict control of the dangerous drugs board
no more ddb, now its phil. drug enforcement agency

2)you get invited to a debut and you're not part of the cotillion nor the 18 candles nor 18 anything! instead, it has a note from the debutant: "tita rochelle, please be there!"

3)instead of focusing on harry, hermione and ron, you're busy attending to the kids. food, tissue, bathroom...food, tissue, bathroom...

and so it was that they slept through the second screening while old me enjoyed hp.